Kirby Derby Day

DRAG RACES: 6:00pm

pictures are from 2009's 80s flashback "Kirby Derby: Pity the Fool"

Drag Races, if you know what I mean.
RULES:
• you must participate in the parade to qualify for this event
• If you are a man in the race, you must wear heels 2″ high minimum and a skirt or dress (stay tuned – that height might increase)
• If you are a woman, you must wear loosely laced men’s work boots at least 3 sizes too big
• This is a speed walking event (or speed swagger) – no running
• If both feet are off the ground at the same time, you are disqualified.
• New rule for 2010: Competitors may not contact each other during the race. (What you do afterwards is your own choice…)


CONSIDERATIONS:
Many cameras and video cameras will be there.You wanna look good!
Children will be there. Keep yer clothes on and your antics clean (relatively)